








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 471 | 14% |
| Smokes | 235 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 58% |
| Molotovs | 722 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,395 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Llama | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | F-22 Raptor | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | Warlord5YT | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 49% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 47% | 49 |
| #7 | .Logistics | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 43% | 35 |
| #9 | HizZash | 38% | 40 |
| #10 | Antagonist | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | 28 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 27 | 0.0269 |
| #3 | Antagonist | 24 | 0.0242 |
| #4 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 13 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 10 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 187 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | 130 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 113 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 95 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Warlord5YT | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | +1.92 | 86 | 33 |
| #2 | Wolf | +1.20 | 36 | 25 |
| #3 | .Logistics | +0.63 | 66 | 13 |
| #4 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | +0.24 | 60 | 37 |
| #5 | HizZash | -0.05 | 62 | 50 |





