








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




361 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2584 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2572 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,382,811 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raisins | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Llama | 47% | 110 |
| #3 | .Logistics | 47% | 36 |
| #4 | HizZash | 44% | 121 |
| #5 | F-22 Raptor | 42% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | F-22 Raptor | 42% | 109 |
| #6 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 42% | 191 |
| #7 | Warlord5YT | 41% | 70 |
| #8 | Wolf | 35% | 49 |
| #9 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 26% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 32 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | 31 | 0.0139 |
| #3 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 28 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Llama | 21 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | HizZash | 20 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 358 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | 235 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | HizZash | 200 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Warlord5YT | 178 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Llama | 105 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raisins | +3.72 | 83 | 38 |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | +3.03 | 82 | 41 |
| #3 | Warlord5YT | +2.00 | 49 | 48 |
| #4 | Wolf | +1.28 | 36 | 23 |
| #5 | Shr1ne_Gaming | +1.21 | 70 | 56 |





