








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1627 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 534 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




324 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3406 | 10% |
| Smokes | 11996 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 11917 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6108 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,486,567 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gr1m scouter | 54% | 138 |
| #2 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 47% | 175 |
| #3 | Antagonist | 47% | 110 |
| #4 | F-22 Raptor | 44% | 206 |
| #5 | meep | 37% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gr1m scouter | +5.31 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | F-22 Raptor | +2.14 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | Llama | +0.62 | 57 | 33 |
| #4 | Shr1ne_Gaming | +0.18 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | meep | -0.36 | 58 | 18 |





