








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 556 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




152 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3656 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1698 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4168 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2488 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,736 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8608 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HizZash | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | Wolf | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 47% | 201 |
| #5 | Llama | 44% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 47% | 201 |
| #5 | Llama | 44% | 206 |
| #6 | Warlord5YT | 43% | 129 |
| #7 | Antagonist | 42% | 109 |
| #8 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 37% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 92 | 0.0321 |
| #2 | Antagonist | 86 | 0.0392 |
| #3 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 55 | 0.0491 |
| #4 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 31 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Llama | 29 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warlord5YT | 485 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Shr1ne_Gaming | 416 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ocs_Rock_Shop | 257 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | HizZash | 153 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | 150 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F-22 Raptor | +1.80 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | HizZash | +1.20 | 65 | 46 |
| #3 | 𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌... | +0.22 | 48 | 33 |
| #4 | Warlord5YT | +0.08 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | Wolf | -0.26 | 26 | 22 |





