








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 510 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10282 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5952 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4012 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6690 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,770,452 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 827 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YourMom420 | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | Daniel | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | Robban_cs | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | Alicja | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | Master Of Potatos | 51% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Master Of Potatos | 51% | 86 |
| #6 | cHAd | 51% | 92 |
| #7 | raf | 49% | 99 |
| #8 | pHe4r![X] | 49% | 100 |
| #9 | Plozi | 47% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | cHAd | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | pHe4r![X] | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Daniel | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | YourMom420 | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | 306 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Plozi | 264 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Robban_cs | 209 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | YourMom420 | 180 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Alicja | 175 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robban_cs | +2.28 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | raf | +2.17 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | pHe4r![X] | +1.76 | 82 | 42 |
| #4 | cHAd | +1.21 | 77 | 39 |
| #5 | Master Of Potatos | +0.46 | 80 | 68 |





