








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 500 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4825 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4502 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4767 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5797 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,775 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robban_cs | 53% | 111 |
| #2 | Advo | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Master Of Potatos | 49% | 242 |
| #4 | pietze | 49% | 90 |
| #5 | pHe4r![X] | 49% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Alicja | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | ludicrumbs | 47% | 78 |
| #8 | raf | 46% | 234 |
| #9 | cHAd | 42% | 100 |
| #10 | Daniel | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHe4r![X] | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | raf | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Robban_cs | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Master Of Potatos | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | cHAd | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Master Of Potatos | 540 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | raf | 515 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Robban_cs | 386 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | ludicrumbs | 324 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | pHe4r![X] | 251 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Advo | +3.63 | 96 | 51 |
| #2 | pHe4r![X] | +1.90 | 88 | 43 |
| #3 | Robban_cs | +1.71 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | raf | -0.08 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | cHAd | -0.14 | 75 | 40 |





