








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1478 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2170 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1929 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,727,591 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plozitriage | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | YourMom420 | 57% | 102 |
| #3 | Robban_cs | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | CounterShot | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | raf | 53% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Daniel | 48% | 126 |
| #11 | Skullmarin | 47% | 55 |
| #12 | Vulpes | 44% | 36 |
| #13 | Alicja | 42% | 57 |
| #14 | Plozi | 42% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daniel | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | raf | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | YourMom420 | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ludicrumbs | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Plozi | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | 586 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | YourMom420 | 393 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | ludicrumbs | 392 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | Plozi | 254 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Robban_cs | 241 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robban_cs | +2.20 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | pHe4r![X] | +2.09 | 91 | 41 |
| #3 | raf | +1.72 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | Plozitriage | +1.34 | 61 | 73 |
| #5 | cHAd | +1.04 | 76 | 40 |





