








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 814 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2782 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6849 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4614 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6004 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,437,985 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robban_cs | 53% | 176 |
| #2 | Vulpes | 51% | 206 |
| #3 | raf | 50% | 328 |
| #4 | Master Of Potatos | 49% | 718 |
| #5 | Raikou | 49% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Raikou | 49% | 61 |
| #6 | ludicrumbs | 49% | 100 |
| #7 | pietze | 49% | 233 |
| #8 | Plozi | 49% | 366 |
| #9 | cHAd | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Plozi | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Vulpes | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Robban_cs | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Master Of Potatos | 6 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Master Of Potatos | 1542 | 0.10 | 43 min |
| #2 | Plozi | 1086 | 0.14 | 38 min |
| #3 | raf | 815 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #4 | Vulpes | 588 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #5 | Robban_cs | 577 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pHe4r![X] | +1.58 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | Robban_cs | +1.31 | 62 | 69 |
| #3 | Vulpes | +0.27 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | Raikou | -0.15 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | raf | -0.17 | 66 | 71 |





