








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1097 | 63% |
| Smokes | 150 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 364 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 130 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,799 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matu | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | TEC_guy | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | Daniel Larson | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | BEAST | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | aleksandar | 56% | 16 |
| #7 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 52% | 23 |
| #9 | www.Nightmare.PL | 43% | 21 |
| #10 | MOLESTATION STATION | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BEAST | 25 | 0.0579 |
| #2 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 18 | 0.0504 |
| #3 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 16 | 0.0383 |
| #4 | TEC_guy | 14 | 0.0227 |
| #5 | aleksandar | 13 | 0.0524 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 99 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 85 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | BEAST | 82 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | aleksandar | 60 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | MOLESTATION STATION | 50 | 0.39 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | +11.58 | 94 | 38 |
| #2 | aleksandar | +10.08 | 96 | 43 |
| #3 | MOLESTATION STATION | +7.95 | 90 | 49 |
| #4 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | +7.63 | 92 | 38 |
| #5 | 鬼佬 games | +6.43 | 84 | 32 |





