








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1446 | 50% |
| Smokes | 453 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 601 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 413 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $153,760 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matu | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Bo Sinn | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | tenkay | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | TEC_guy | 58% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tenkay | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | TEC_guy | 58% | 78 |
| #6 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 57% | 14 |
| #7 | 鬼佬 games | 52% | 23 |
| #8 | www.Nightmare.PL | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEC_guy | 30 | 0.0237 |
| #2 | tenkay | 25 | 0.0467 |
| #3 | 鬼佬 games | 19 | 0.0519 |
| #4 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 17 | 0.0580 |
| #5 | www.Nightmare.PL | 11 | 0.0458 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenkay | 119 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | 鬼佬 games | 109 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #3 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 72 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 29 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | TEC_guy | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | +9.28 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | Bo Sinn | +8.63 | 94 | 28 |
| #3 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | +8.50 | 91 | 42 |
| #4 | tenkay | +8.25 | 91 | 33 |
| #5 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | +5.32 | 86 | 32 |





