








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2700 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1515 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1517 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1604 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $318,289 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 996 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sporegut | 74% | 46 |
| #2 | 死亡就是救赎 | 74% | 34 |
| #3 | DutchWolf | 70% | 20 |
| #4 | antisocial | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | azra | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TEC_guy | 51% | 61 |
| #8 | matu | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | calm | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | tenkay | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matu | 23 | 0.0730 |
| #2 | TEC_guy | 19 | 0.0173 |
| #3 | 鬼佬 games | 17 | 0.0680 |
| #4 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 11 | 0.0344 |
| #5 | tenkay | 7 | 0.0281 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sporegut | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | 死亡就是救赎 | 76 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 52 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | calm | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | 鬼佬 games | 41 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksandar | +7.04 | 93 | 54 |
| #2 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | +6.38 | 93 | 45 |
| #3 | tenkay | +5.80 | 93 | 34 |
| #4 | antisocial | +1.24 | 68 | 16 |
| #5 | 鬼佬 games | +0.61 | 51 | 14 |





