








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 136 | 37% |
| Smokes | 99 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 57 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 75 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $33,687 of utility $7 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BEAST | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Bo Sinn | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | 鬼佬 games | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | Daniel Larson | 63% | 40 |
| #5 | www.Nightmare.PL | 62% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 56% | 101 |
| #10 | tenkay | 55% | 51 |
| #11 | MOLESTATION STATION | 52% | 21 |
| #12 | aleksandar | 51% | 61 |
| #13 | matu | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 74 | 0.0433 |
| #2 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 58 | 0.0457 |
| #3 | matu | 48 | 0.0740 |
| #4 | 鬼佬 games | 38 | 0.0621 |
| #5 | aleksandar | 37 | 0.0337 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 382 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 249 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | aleksandar | 184 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | ТУРБО МЕГА СПИД | 164 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | tenkay | 160 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | +10.36 | 93 | 36 |
| #2 | Bo Sinn | +9.21 | 93 | 47 |
| #3 | aleksandar | +9.10 | 94 | 41 |
| #4 | www.Nightmare.PL | +8.64 | 91 | 44 |
| #5 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | +8.40 | 92 | 41 |





