








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 541 | 46% |
| Smokes | 188 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 232 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 207 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,750 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daniel Larson | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | www.Nightmare.PL | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | TEC_guy | 68% | 31 |
| #4 | 鬼佬 games | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | tenkay | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | liilacs | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | Raptor Shadow | 33% | 6 |
| #11 | matu | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鬼佬 games | 22 | 0.0518 |
| #2 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 18 | 0.0541 |
| #3 | TEC_guy | 14 | 0.0291 |
| #4 | matu | 12 | 0.1017 |
| #5 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 6 | 0.0472 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鬼佬 games | 138 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #2 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | 65 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | 31 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #4 | Daniel Larson | 23 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 美麗陽光 vincent "CaiChenGou | +8.61 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | 鬼佬 games | +7.02 | 89 | 39 |
| #3 | INSANELY EASY TO MOLEST YOU | +6.22 | 92 | 24 |
| #4 | BEAST | +6.19 | 90 | 38 |
| #5 | 殺 entryfragger from omsk 死 | +4.45 | 96 | 42 |





