








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 22% |
| Smokes | 205 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 229 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,127 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | 207 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Cobalt | 196 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jesus Kush | 125 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | wizard choo chang | 91 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dr. Wendell Bender | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | +4.70 | 75 | 34 |
| #2 | chwez | +4.21 | 67 | 32 |
| #3 | jammyyy | +1.72 | 44 | 29 |
| #4 | Cobalt | +1.70 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | Smite | +1.06 | 37 | 18 |





