








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




248 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 27% |
| Smokes | 297 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 1467 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1066 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,841 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DreadFury | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | SON😭😭 | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Ra1d3rcs | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | Cobalt | 55% | 80 |
| #5 | Smite | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesus Kush | 206 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | wizard choo chang | 152 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cobalt | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | SON😭😭 | 98 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dr. Wendell Bender | 70 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | +4.26 | 75 | 35 |
| #2 | Cobalt | +2.12 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | Ra1d3rcs | +0.26 | 60 | 28 |
| #4 | SON😭😭 | +0.06 | 26 | 44 |
| #5 | Smite | -0.18 | 32 | 20 |





