








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 271 | 25% |
| Smokes | 194 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 292 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 322 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,740 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jesus Kush | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | wizard choo chang | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cobalt | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | SON😭😭 | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | +4.46 | 72 | 35 |
| #2 | Cobalt | +4.01 | 58 | 51 |
| #3 | Ra1d3rcs | +2.11 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | Smite | +0.27 | 44 | 13 |
| #5 | SON😭😭 | -0.16 | 24 | 46 |





