








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1776 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2023 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1111 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,282 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DreadFury | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | Ra1d3rcs | 66% | 47 |
| #3 | Smite | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | GRAAAH! | 55% | 80 |
| #5 | im disabled | 43% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | 115 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jesus Kush | 107 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | wizard choo chang | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dr. Wendell Bender | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ra1d3rcs | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAAAH! | +4.93 | 77 | 38 |
| #2 | Cobalt | +1.73 | 55 | 54 |
| #3 | Smite | +1.71 | 39 | 13 |
| #4 | Ra1d3rcs | +0.57 | 61 | 24 |
| #5 | DreadFury | +0.25 | 33 | 18 |





