








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 686 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1394 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 836 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 858 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,090 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Chosen One | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Tzuggi | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Timori1 | 51% | 72 |
| #4 | M0Mo | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | wgg | 48% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wgg | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Timori1 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | The Chosen One | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Ponso7 | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wgg | 175 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | The Chosen One | 98 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | M0Mo | 82 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Timori1 | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tzuggi | 61 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Chosen One | +5.13 | 96 | 67 |
| #2 | Tzuggi | +0.60 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | OsMo | +0.23 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | Timori1 | +0.03 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | M0Mo | -1.01 | 87 | 58 |





