








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3502 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2103 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2443 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2472 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,222 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsMo | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Obama McLaren | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | wgg | 50% | 70 |
| #4 | samppa | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | Tzuggi | 49% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tzuggi | 49% | 166 |
| #6 | M0Mo | 46% | 136 |
| #7 | Timori1 | 45% | 104 |
| #8 | vorss@ | 45% | 164 |
| #9 | Huhta | 40% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wgg | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Huhta | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Tzuggi | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | M0Mo | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Timori1 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tzuggi | 448 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | vorss@ | 435 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | M0Mo | 412 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Huhta | 399 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | wgg | 184 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Chosen One | +2.72 | 95 | 63 |
| #2 | Obama McLaren | +2.35 | 85 | 43 |
| #3 | Tzuggi | +0.23 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | M0Mo | -0.79 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | Timori1 | -1.05 | 72 | 51 |





