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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1652 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1134 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1416 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1630 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,028,815 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FourArc | 48% | 96 |
| #2 | cwack addict >o< | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | Veteran Bot | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Eepy Boi | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | guccispeed | 42% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guccispeed | 28 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | RPmx | 16 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | cwack addict >o< | 14 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | FourArc | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Pibble | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guccispeed | 480 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Pibble | 365 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | FourArc | 144 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | cwack addict >o< | 125 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Veteran Bot | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pibble | +6.07 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | FourArc | +5.27 | 92 | 54 |
| #3 | Eepy Boi | +2.32 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | Veteran Bot | +2.25 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | guccispeed | +1.34 | 48 | 57 |





