








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3627 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4230 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3009 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4250 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,671 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the_drip_chicken | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | Temp0h | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Veteran Bot | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | Eepy Boi | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | FourArc | 47% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cwack addict >o< | 34 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | RPmx | 24 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | awp god | 24 | 0.0278 |
| #4 | FourArc | 17 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Minti | 9 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minti | 313 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Pibble | 311 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | cwack addict >o< | 288 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | FourArc | 242 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Loox! | 102 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pibble | +5.66 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Temp0h | +4.92 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | FourArc | +4.38 | 91 | 50 |
| #4 | the_drip_chicken | +3.94 | 86 | 41 |
| #5 | awp god | +3.40 | 80 | 49 |





