








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 393 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4080 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3626 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2035 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3768 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,562 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ott3r | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | FourArc | 52% | 149 |
| #3 | Veteran Bot | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | Pibble | 49% | 78 |
| #5 | the_drip_chicken | 47% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0cka | 30 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | guccispeed | 24 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Veteran Bot | 15 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | awp god | 15 | 0.0179 |
| #5 | FourArc | 12 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guccispeed | 345 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Pibble | 329 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | FourArc | 207 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Veteran Bot | 172 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | m0cka | 171 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pibble | +5.70 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | FourArc | +4.61 | 90 | 50 |
| #3 | awp god | +3.23 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | the_drip_chicken | +3.08 | 84 | 47 |
| #5 | ott3r | +2.66 | 79 | 45 |





