








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3995 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4038 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3472 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4860 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,754,909 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temp0h | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | awp god | 60% | 67 |
| #3 | Veteran Bot | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | Pibble | 56% | 145 |
| #5 | Eepy Boi | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | cwack addict >o< | 52% | 149 |
| #8 | Sirrus | 48% | 66 |
| #9 | Minti | 48% | 96 |
| #10 | guccispeed | 47% | 157 |
| #11 | RPmx | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cwack addict >o< | 33 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | awp god | 20 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | RPmx | 17 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | guccispeed | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Sirrus | 11 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pibble | 568 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | guccispeed | 404 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | cwack addict >o< | 287 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Temp0h | 225 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Minti | 193 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pibble | +4.54 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Temp0h | +3.18 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | FourArc | +2.60 | 87 | 53 |
| #4 | awp god | +1.96 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | Eepy Boi | +1.10 | 67 | 62 |





