








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2748 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1383 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1728 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1620 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,748 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wist | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Cluuless | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Lucauwio | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | sletong | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | playstationpizza | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lucauwio | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | sletong | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | playstationpizza | 41% | 39 |
| #6 | sLug | 38% | 26 |
| #7 | Dewey Fan | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sletong | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | wist | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sletong | 197 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | playstationpizza | 107 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | sLug | 86 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | wist | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lucauwio | 64 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1nter | +1.07 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | wist | +1.02 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | playstationpizza | -0.13 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Cluuless | -0.35 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | sLug | -1.08 | 63 | 66 |





