








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 2% |
| Smokes | 568 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 205 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 612 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,801 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0lly ' | 14 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | Wod Katitten | 13 | 0.0283 |
| #3 | Igor | 12 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | GekonnteBretter | 12 | 0.0261 |
| #5 | Dr. med. Räscher | 10 | 0.0181 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GekonnteBretter | 226 | 0.49 | 1 min |
| #2 | Dr. med. Räscher | 212 | 0.38 | 2 min |
| #3 | Igor | 123 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wod Katitten | 117 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | *Yeet* | 103 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Annie Position | +4.08 | 55 | 57 |
| #2 | lp1005 | +4.04 | 42 | 53 |
| #3 | Dr. med. Räscher | +3.91 | 68 | 26 |
| #4 | Wod Katitten | +2.68 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | ♡anya22♡ | +2.31 | 68 | 46 |





