








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6321 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4831 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5077 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4433 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,848,154 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkBaus | 53% | 136 |
| #2 | SpiderMen | 52% | 96 |
| #3 | agonizeD | 47% | 57 |
| #4 | Chross | 47% | 176 |
| #5 | 𝟚𝕂 𝕃𝔼𝕩 | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *Yeet* | 20 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Dr. med. Räscher | 15 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Anukah | 14 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | FkBaus | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Gigelicious | 10 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigelicious | 1178 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #2 | Vercingetorix | 728 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Chross | 579 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | Dr. med. Räscher | 349 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #5 | *Yeet* | 292 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AvId | +2.98 | 41 | 67 |
| #2 | Gigelicious | +2.59 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | FkBaus | +1.55 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Anukah | +0.94 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | Dr. med. Räscher | +0.17 | 61 | 49 |





