








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1975 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1523 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 919 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1583 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,542 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigelicious | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | jasi | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | h0lly ' | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Dr. med. Räscher | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | GekonnteBretter | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | h0lly ' | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Dr. med. Räscher | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | GekonnteBretter | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | hax 87 | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | Brazzers Germany | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. med. Räscher | 14 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | h0lly ' | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | GekonnteBretter | 3 | 0.0160 |
| #4 | jasi | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | hax 87 | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. med. Räscher | 374 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | GekonnteBretter | 103 | 0.55 | 1 min |
| #3 | h0lly ' | 91 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gigelicious | 40 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Brazzers Germany | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigelicious | +4.59 | 96 | 60 |
| #2 | Dr. med. Räscher | +2.26 | 67 | 49 |
| #3 | Wod Katitten | +1.53 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | h0lly ' | +0.21 | 55 | 49 |
| #5 | GekonnteBretter | +0.05 | 62 | 37 |





