








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4834 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2883 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2476 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2874 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,448 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Annie Position | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | knopachu <3 | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | jasi | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | Wod Katitten | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | hax 87 | 49% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wod Katitten | 28 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | h0lly ' | 22 | 0.0193 |
| #3 | hax 87 | 16 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | ♡anya22♡ | 16 | 0.0329 |
| #5 | *Yeet* | 9 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knopachu <3 | +2.87 | 76 | 36 |
| #2 | ♡anya22♡ | +2.84 | 77 | 26 |
| #3 | Annie Position | +2.75 | 35 | 47 |
| #4 | Dr. med. Räscher | +1.88 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | Wod Katitten | +1.84 | 55 | 61 |





