








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3884 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4708 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6220 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5138 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,794 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimy | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | Sve[N] | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | Angelinho | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | hbsn | 52% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. med. Räscher | 27 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | 12 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Aimy | 10 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | hbsn | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Angelinho | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stein @ killingwebsites.de | +4.18 | 62 | 56 |
| #2 | hbsn | +4.03 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Sve[N] | +3.39 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | Angelinho | +1.99 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Dr. med. Räscher | +1.83 | 58 | 52 |





