








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 643 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 162 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14740 | 31% |
| Smokes | 12305 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11385 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9584 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,596,888 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GommeHD | 59% | 144 |
| #2 | π°πππππππ | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | Kaizer | 57% | 728 |
| #4 | Tonk | 55% | 824 |
| #5 | DΓΌntemeiname | 54% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GommeHD | 59% | 144 |
| #2 | π°πππππππ | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | Kaizer | 57% | 728 |
| #4 | Tonk | 55% | 824 |
| #5 | DΓΌntemeiname | 54% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonk | 47 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Kaizer | 36 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | GommeHD | 30 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | π°πππππππ | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | DΓΌntemeiname | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tonk | 2930 | 0.17 | 68 min |
| #2 | Kaizer | 853 | 0.06 | 26 min |
| #3 | π°πππππππ | 195 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | DΓΌntemeiname | 25 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | GommeHD | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaizer | +1.69 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | mL | +1.27 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Tonk | +1.25 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | π°πππππππ | +0.72 | 64 | 51 |
| #5 | GommeHD | -2.70 | 59 | 9 |





