








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10428 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10128 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7672 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9142 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,822 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π°πππππππ | 71% | 58 |
| #2 | GommeHD | 61% | 119 |
| #3 | Kaizer | 57% | 617 |
| #4 | mL | 55% | 824 |
| #5 | zartesNilpferd | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mL | 89 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Kaizer | 34 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | GommeHD | 32 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | π°πππππππ | 10 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | DΓΌntemeiname | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π°πππππππ | +1.78 | 59 | 46 |
| #2 | Kaizer | +1.68 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Tonk | +1.37 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | mL | +1.09 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | GommeHD | -2.36 | 59 | 13 |





