








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3424 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5720 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6190 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7285 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,345,768 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GommeHD | 70% | 97 |
| #2 | π°πππππππ | 67% | 52 |
| #3 | mL | 57% | 728 |
| #4 | Tonk | 57% | 617 |
| #5 | DΓΌntemeiname | 52% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mL | 79 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Tonk | 35 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | GommeHD | 23 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | π°πππππππ | 12 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | DΓΌntemeiname | 8 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaizer | +1.72 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | Tonk | +1.58 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | π°πππππππ | +0.95 | 62 | 48 |
| #4 | mL | +0.91 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | GommeHD | -2.78 | 58 | 9 |





