








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 252 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1276 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1116 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,370 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mL | 32 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Kaizer | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Tonk | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | GommeHD | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | BaumiBaumann 2.0 | 3 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaizer | +3.50 | 84 | 48 |
| #2 | mL | +3.38 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | Tonk | +3.02 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | pfandautomat | +1.81 | 83 | 27 |
| #5 | zartesNilpferd | -2.05 | 26 | 57 |





