








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,970 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6761 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6478 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5013 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4772 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,206,924 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 573 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samsuy | 56% | 104 |
| #2 | F̶I̶N̶E̶ TINOTINOTINO | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | nikoh | 49% | 128 |
| #4 | viliho | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | Gigolo | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikoh | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Lusti | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | 76561199544132077 | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | vitun komee | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Samsuy | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitun komee | 735 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Lusti | 453 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Samsuy | 362 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | 76561199544132077 | 207 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | nikoh | 206 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigolo | +2.84 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Samsuy | +2.67 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | S4imxn | +1.96 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | z4ico | +0.80 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | Lusti | +0.37 | 72 | 61 |





