








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 987 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2427 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3206 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2903 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3732 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,655,086 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2863 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Pertzu | 36% | 78 |
| #13 | viliho | 34% | 82 |
| #14 | VILTSU | 31% | 35 |
| #15 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | 31% | 42 |
| #16 | Lusti | 31% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikoh | 20 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | S4imxn | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | vitun komee | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | haramAkhim | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Lusti | 10 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigolo | +5.64 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | S4imxn | +3.29 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Samsuy | +3.12 | 76 | 72 |
| #4 | z4ico | +2.74 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | nikoh | +1.36 | 77 | 57 |





