








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3184 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3490 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3211 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3019 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,339 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z4ico | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | S4imxn | 56% | 104 |
| #4 | 76561199544132077 | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | vitun komee | 53% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4imxn | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | vitun komee | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | 76561199544132077 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Lusti | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4imxn | 537 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | vitun komee | 413 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Lusti | 155 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | 128 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | z4ico | 78 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samsuy | +3.05 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | z4ico | +1.63 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | S4imxn | +1.56 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | Smurffiin4 | +0.77 | 78 | 68 |
| #5 | Lusti | -0.05 | 71 | 58 |





