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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 432 | 16% |
| Smokes | 514 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 853 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 954 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,111 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | haramAkhim | 43% | 21 |
| #9 | vitun komee | 42% | 111 |
| #10 | Pertzu | 35% | 52 |
| #11 | 76561199544132077 | 34% | 82 |
| #12 | Lusti | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pertzu | 11 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Samsuy | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | 76561199544132077 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | nikoh | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | vitun komee | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4imxn | 326 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | vitun komee | 324 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pertzu | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Samsuy | 96 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | 76561199544132077 | 92 | 0.06 | 1 min |





