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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 67 | 18% |
| Smokes | 109 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 103 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 94 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,404 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UninenVille | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Asuna :3 | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | zRD3 | 3 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | siika | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zRD3 | 87 | 0.40 | 4 min |
| #2 | UninenVille | 77 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | LouNii™ | 69 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | siika | 68 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Asuna :3 | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaeven | +6.34 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | LouNii™ | +6.14 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Phant0miina77 | +5.20 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | ImTrash | +4.16 | 69 | 50 |
| #5 | Myrttisen kurkut | +3.50 | 73 | 53 |





