








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 387 | 30% |
| Smokes | 441 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 174 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 280 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,010 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conray13 | 51% | 109 |
| #2 | apbarnett13 | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Deep Water Trout Goku | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | ttvgoose2 | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Hunter | 47% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ttvgoose2 | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Hunter | 47% | 90 |
| #6 | Bunion_Knight | 45% | 69 |
| #7 | msn | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Cheesenipps | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunter | 22 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Deep Water Trout Goku | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Conray13 | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ttvgoose2 | 6 | 0.0176 |
| #5 | Bunion_Knight | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunter | 469 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Conray13 | 223 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Deep Water Trout Goku | 175 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Bunion_Knight | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cheesenipps | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunter | +3.63 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Conray13 | +2.12 | 61 | 46 |
| #3 | Deep Water Trout Goku | +2.00 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | msn | +1.93 | 81 | 48 |
| #5 | apbarnett13 | +1.25 | 73 | 22 |





