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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 34% |
| Smokes | 763 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 322 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,984 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deep Water Trout Goku | 53% | 135 |
| #2 | Bunion_Knight | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Conray13 | 49% | 183 |
| #4 | Hunter | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | steezydumpster | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunter | 15 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Conray13 | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Deep Water Trout Goku | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | vegeta Atlantic salmon | 8 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | silly mode | 5 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conray13 | 460 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Hunter | 451 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #3 | Deep Water Trout Goku | 223 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bunion_Knight | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | vegeta Atlantic salmon | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deep Water Trout Goku | +4.22 | 65 | 54 |
| #2 | Hunter | +3.63 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | Conray13 | +3.37 | 58 | 51 |
| #4 | Bunion_Knight | +1.30 | 41 | 32 |
| #5 | silly mode | +0.37 | 56 | 32 |





