








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1193 | 43% |
| Smokes | 349 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 883 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $243,102 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | reused | 57% | 7 |
| #10 | maj | 57% | 14 |
| #11 | Gav | 38% | 8 |
| #12 | ybf | 33% | 15 |
| #13 | mrekk | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrekk | 9 | 0.0335 |
| #2 | Jimmy | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Philipek | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | efee | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ybf | 4 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philipek | 157 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jimmy | 150 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | mrekk | 84 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #4 | efee | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | maj | 66 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philipek | +5.17 | 92 | 77 |
| #2 | mrekk | +3.99 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | maj | +3.39 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | a | +1.54 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | the pope <3 | +1.43 | 86 | 51 |





