








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 381 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1036 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 521 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 809 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $897,384 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no7here | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | danus | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Twizzton | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | RiiZe | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | sog | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | IcedApple | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | WelpM3 | 42% | 38 |
| #8 | kDia | 41% | 27 |
| #9 | CookieUterus™ | 39% | 33 |
| #10 | xFueY | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kDia | 9 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | Twizzton | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | WelpM3 | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | no7here | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | IcedApple | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twizzton | 227 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | no7here | 106 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | WelpM3 | 98 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | kDia | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | IcedApple | 56 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiiZe | +7.79 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | no7here | +6.30 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Twizzton | +5.44 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | sog | +0.85 | 66 | 43 |
| #5 | WelpM3 | +0.54 | 53 | 71 |





