








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1552 | 35% |
| Smokes | 595 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 914 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1401 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,824 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twizzton | 67% | 52 |
| #2 | Momo | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Shato | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | RiiZe | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | veewooveewoo | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PookieFries | 41% | 27 |
| #8 | WelpM3 | 38% | 13 |
| #9 | beige | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | Flame | 33% | 12 |
| #11 | IcedApple | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danus | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Twizzton | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | RiiZe | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | PookieFries | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Shato | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twizzton | 121 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | danus | 58 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | RiiZe | 54 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | WelpM3 | 51 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shato | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiiZe | +8.85 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | Momo | +6.92 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | Twizzton | +5.64 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | danus | +1.64 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | Shato | -0.76 | 55 | 46 |





