








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 401 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




144 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15706 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3961 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 12691 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7478 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,310,525 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kakkanura | 49% | 148 |
| #2 | cat | 46% | 81 |
| #3 | VinnieBB | 44% | 80 |
| #4 | ツ | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | i shoot feet | 41% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | cat | 46% | 81 |
| #3 | VinnieBB | 44% | 80 |
| #4 | ツ | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | i shoot feet | 41% | 101 |
| #6 | neo fart | 39% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neo fart | 49 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | i shoot feet | 15 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | ツ | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | kakkanura | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | cat | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neo fart | 465 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | kakkanura | 73 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | i shoot feet | 72 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | ツ | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | VinnieBB | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinnieBB | +4.88 | 81 | 42 |
| #2 | neo fart | +0.43 | 46 | 56 |
| #3 | WelpM3 | -0.41 | 46 | 60 |
| #4 | ツ | -0.46 | 62 | 30 |
| #5 | i shoot feet | -1.49 | 19 | 38 |





