








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 197 matches | ||
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9100 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7277 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5523 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6769 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $992,898 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | 68% | 50 |
| #2 | Stx | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | Leo | 59% | 82 |
| #4 | JesseP | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | puf | 57% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davd | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | wes | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Treeryan | 11 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | puf | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JesseP | 9 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davd | +2.51 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Moopy | +1.72 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Toastyy-- | +1.52 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | JesseP | +1.49 | 79 | 42 |
| #5 | Stx | +1.44 | 84 | 68 |





