








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1671 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1031 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2102 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,261,454 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sepicraze | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | BonBonVal | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | ʎʞɔnp | 52% | 83 |
| #4 | gloryd | 51% | 136 |
| #5 | cat ears gaming | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʎʞɔnp | 21 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/BinaryHorizon | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Demonara | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | trooser | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | gloryd | 9 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʎʞɔnp | 549 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/BinaryHorizon | 470 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | gloryd | 421 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sepicraze | 267 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #5 | trooser | 257 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʎʞɔnp | +3.09 | 57 | 63 |
| #2 | Sepicraze | +2.89 | 54 | 71 |
| #3 | Nasty | +2.84 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | BonBonVal | +2.65 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | Fricks | +2.12 | 66 | 48 |





