








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8123 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7504 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4060 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8176 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,570,246 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Fricks | 43% | 60 |
| #9 | M1sterChaos | 42% | 73 |
| #10 | Sepicraze | 40% | 80 |
| #11 | BonBonVal | 39% | 133 |
| #12 | Demonara | 38% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❅FrostBain❅ | +5.18 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | ʎʞɔnp | +2.28 | 58 | 60 |
| #3 | M1sterChaos | +1.69 | 74 | 42 |
| #4 | BonBonVal | +0.49 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Fricks | +0.48 | 79 | 52 |





