








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3646 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1840 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2082 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2306 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,171 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gloryd | 380 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/BinaryHorizon | 226 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | gellyyy | 188 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sepicraze | 168 | 0.40 | 5 min |
| #5 | trooser | 134 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSimeolin | +7.34 | 93 | 34 |
| #2 | ReClaim | +4.75 | 88 | 38 |
| #3 | ʎʞɔnp | +2.03 | 55 | 60 |
| #4 | BonBonVal | +1.55 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | gloryd | +1.31 | 56 | 55 |





