








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2020 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1320 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2600 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $923,693 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe Scarlet | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | GSG9 Patrizir | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | ♰Stay♰ | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | 𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓭 | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 45% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ♰Stay♰ | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | 𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓭 | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 45% | 75 |
| #6 | aeon | 42% | 151 |
| #7 | Joshi | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeon | 24 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ♰Stay♰ | 5 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Joshi | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | FaZe Scarlet | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeon | 200 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 194 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Joshi | 83 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♰Stay♰ | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | FaZe Scarlet | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓭 | +2.85 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | +1.28 | 76 | 36 |
| #3 | aeon | +0.57 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | FaZe Scarlet | -0.39 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | GSG9 Patrizir | -0.55 | 66 | 67 |





