








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1218 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1681 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1195 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1184 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,229 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramucx | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | O Weiwei👺 | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | GSG9 Patrizir | 59% | 51 |
| #4 | Oxi | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | R0verequ_ | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MaDmAxxxeee | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 52% | 84 |
| #8 | ♰Stay♰ | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | LFT Nckv2 | 50% | 20 |
| #10 | Joshi | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♰Stay♰ | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | GSG9 Patrizir | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | LFT Nckv2 | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Joshi | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | 234 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | O Weiwei👺 | 113 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | GSG9 Patrizir | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | MaDmAxxxeee | 81 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ramucx | 75 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrkanek1(i like gothmommys) | +1.70 | 79 | 42 |
| #2 | MaDmAxxxeee | +0.69 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Oxi | +0.61 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | ♰Stay♰ | +0.27 | 78 | 38 |
| #5 | FaZe Scarlet | +0.25 | 61 | 55 |





